What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 14:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

What's the cause of under eye dark circles and what treatments can help?

No go.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

How has your life changed since starting college?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nuts and Butts

Is Obito Uchiha redeemable?

Then came..

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

Why would Joseph Smith say that polygamy was God's law?

Another attempt resulted in ...

No way

Everyone loved it.

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No, not a chance

share office space ...

Still no good

Why did I move on so fast from a relationship that was my whole life and I was so attached, I moved on by 2 months?

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.