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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
What's the cause of under eye dark circles and what treatments can help?
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
How has your life changed since starting college?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
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Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Everyone loved it.
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No, not a chance
share office space ...
Still no good
Next, they tried...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.